It was the year 1987. Shaun was getting his soul crushed by the Cleveland Browns while Owen was taking a left at the nearest womb and taking the exit outta there! What else was happening!? Miami Connection was so bad it was filmed twice!!
Which version do we have now? Who cares!
Watch this movie if you love friendship, guys with their shirts off feeding each other grapes, sad stories about abandonment and loss... oh wait... this movie is about terrible acting, amazing martial arts, rods being shoved in noses surrounded by gross biker boobs, guys with their shirts off feeding each other grapes and very dull sword wounds!!
No it isn't!
What did I just see!?
Just watch our 2 hour extraveganza already sheesh...