I mean, it's like, jets......


Are you sick of found footage movies yet? ..... Oh, you are? .....Hmmmmmm... Well, here's another one, I guess!!!  And this time, it's.... actually a lot worse than others....

Monster is an Asylum movie, so I don't know if I need to go on, but I MUST!!  It's apparently a cross between The Host, and Cloverfied, with the monster being a tentacle monster in Tokyo.  The acting is terrible, the audio is worse, and there is an absolutely ridiculous and terrible panning shot IN A FOUND FOOTAGE MOVIE!!!!  It is terrible.

Plus, there are no paper towels, so it's pretty much the end of the world for these two sisters filming the stupidest documentary ever.

Check it out!